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When Lincoln had just woken up, Yi had already invited another playful anchor “Ye Lang a bit big” through the friend system to join his world. In Lincoln’s design, multiplayer mode cannot advance the main storyline.

And now that the game has just opened, everyone’s progress starts from scratch, and many people may not be willing to accept multiplayer invites.

—After all, they must hurry to advance the plot.

But, the attributes of this anchor can be seen from his ID, and they are a bit special…

So it only took Yi a few simple words to persuade him, and he quickly accepted the invitation to come to his world and went to the main street to get two fire

axes.

—Don’t ask why there are so many fire axes on the main street. Isn’t it common sense that in America’s main streets, fire axes are sealed in glass everywhere for easy access when needed to cut zombies?

This is definitely not Lincoln’s stereotype. As we all know, the Falling Cherry Blossom Divine Axe is an excellent American tradition.

The rest of the story is simple. The two hit it off with one Falling Cherry Blossom Divine Axe each and began breaking down doors with a “crack.” Hearing the screams inside, the two men became more excited.

Comments went from being enthusiastic at the beginning to unbearable, and finally silent.

At this point, everyone in the bathroom had stopped yelling, and Yi and Ye Lang were panting, while comments had turned into schadenfreude.

“Yi, Ye Lang, you guys shouldn’t waste your time. I don’t think this door can be broken!”

“Yeah, yeah! The cracks in the door are obviously Lincoln’s way of teasing you.

This is malicious from the producer!”

“People have been out for half a day, and if you delay any longer, you won’t catch up with the first wave!”

Yi noticed the comments and disdainfully made a hair-flipping gesture: “Don’t treat this game like a traditional game, okay? Let me, the closed beta test Dlaver, tell vou that vou can’t pull much difference in an hour or two! What’s the point of this time?!”

“Moreover, do we care about that progress?” Yi stared viciously at the wooden door in front of him, full of cracks. “If I don’t break down this door, I can’t get over it!”

He shouted loudly, motivating himself to strike the door with another axe.

“Crack! ”

The obvious change in sound immediately attracted the attention of Yi, Ye Lang a bit big, and all the audiences in the two live broadcast rooms.

The axe was embedded in the wooden door!

Yi quickly became excited, pulling the axe out while saying, “Do you see? What is it called when the heavens reward the diligent? What is it called when sorrowful people are not abandoned by the heavens?!”

Another anchor, Ye Lang a bit big, didn’t rest. He immediately got up, held up his axe, and waited for Yi to give him some space.

Now, both of them, full of energy, swung their arms around and chopped down one axe after another.

The wooden door was gradually being chopped open, and when the hole was big enough to poke their heads through, the door was suddenly destroyed by another axe without any warning.

The door lock, which had been fine no matter how they chopped before, was now broken.

The two men looked at each other and rushed to poke their heads through, wanting to see if there was a blonde beauty as they expected – “drenched, disheveled, bulging front and back.”

But what they saw were scattered bath products, the pulled down shower curtain, and…a window propped open with curtains.

“Yi, your wife ran away through the window.” Ye Lang made a reasonable guess.

The two men squeezed in front of the not-so-big window, and judging from their blonde girlfriend’s figure, it must have been difficult for her to squeeze out of there.

She was obviously scared by these two perverted killers; otherwise, she wouldn’t have fled in a panic and crawled through the window.

Yi stuck his head out the window and saw the blonde female NPC, wearing a soaked sleepwear, running away in panic.

Ye Lang also leaned in for a look and finished off with, “Bro, your wife ran away.”

“I f* *** ** see it!” Yi was a bit angry. He shouted at his virtual girlfriend, who was running away: “Wait! Listen to my explanation!”

The woman looked back and saw two men’s heads poking out from the small bathroom window, squeezing together, staring at her fiercely all at once.

“Ahhh!” She screamed and fled, losing one of her slippers and disappearing into the buildings on the side of the street.

Even the comments felt sorry for this woman.

Ye Lang added again, “I have a feeling your wife will never come back. What do you think?”

The comments were filled with laughter, ruthlessly kicking Yi while he was down.

Yi was despondent. He had been busy for so long and exhausted, but now what? The only conclusion was that the door could be broken? Was that what he cares about?!

He wanted to see his wife taking a bath!

However, seeing the window in front of him, Yi’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately glanced at his friend with dangerous eyes, “I think we made an empiricist mistake and had a problem with tactical arrangements.”

“What do you mean?” Ye Lang was a bit confused, not understanding why Yi suddenly brought this up.

“Why don’t one of us guard the door and the other one break the window

directly?”

“Yeah!” Ye Lang realized, “Why didn’t we think of that at the beginning?”

Comments flooded in with laughter. “You guys just realized it?!”

“Classic hindsight!”

“You two are really ”

Anchor Ye Lang asked, “But your wife has already run away? And this game doesn’t seem like the standalone games we used to play. I didn’t see any save and reset options.”

Yi nodded in agreement, “So to execute this plan, we need a wife.”

Then he looked at his brother in front of him, “Coincidentally, of the two people in this bathroom, one of them still has a wife who hasn’t run off. Don’t you think that’s quite a coincidence?”

Seeing Yi’s dangerous eyes, Ye Lang tried to decline politely, “I’ve been here for so long; she’s probably gone to work already, right?”

Yi remained unmoved, “When you leave your world, time is paused.”

“Ah, this…” Ye Lang was still hesitating, “So who guards the door, and who breaks the window?”

“Whoever breaks the glass, such a dangerous thing, of course, it’s me!” Yi was unyielding.

As he said this, amid the laughter of the comments, he pushed Ye Lang and said, “No more deliberating. Time is money, let’s go!”

Lincoln watched the whole thing, laughing his head off.

Just kidding. Since someone was able to smash the bathroom door during the closed beta, the number of people who would do the same or even crazier things after the release must be countless!

He knows players’ enthusiasm for mischief all too well!

So how could he not make any preparations and just leave it like this?

No way!

Lincoln put a lot of thought into it and even consulted many employees for suggestions, specifically making many designs to ensure that no one would be able to play any “wet sleepwear play.”

But at the same time, he was very malicious and didn’t make the room indestructible directly, leaving a glimmer of hope for the players.

He just wanted to string along these ISP players and see what kind of stunts they could pull off!